How To Prepare for An Exam In College
Step 1: Find out the dates of the midterm and final then mark them on your brand new dry-erase calendar (don’t forget to circle them in red!) and highlight them in your syllabus just to show yourself how prepared you are. This year is going to be different — this year, you’re going to study!
Step [...]
12 Reasons Why Going To College Is A Lot Like Going To Prison
1. Your family only visits you twice a year.
2. You live for months in a 10×10 room with someone you barely know who you fear might kill you while you sleep.
3. You always talk about what life will be like once you’re out.
4. You get excited when the cafeteria serves you something resembling real food.
5. [...]
If Hollywood Made a Movie About Your Life
Here’s who producers would cast in a Hollywood movie about your existence.
Who Should I Vote For? Flowchart Edition
Wondering who to vote for in the upcoming US Election? Here’s a handy flow chart that will make your decision for you!
The 5 Worst Professors You’ll Undoubtedly Suffer Through In College
To their credit, most university professors are excellent teachers. Throughout my university career I’ve had the pleasure of being taught by some of the brightest minds in many different fields. However, I’ve also endured the torture of being taught by each of these hellish professor types that you too have undoubtedly experienced. Here’s some teachers [...]
What You Could Buy With The $700B Bank Bailout
I’m not going to give this much of a preamble because I can’t claim to know much about economics, but let me just say that if seven-hundred billion dollars doesn’t already seem like an unfathomable number, consider what you could do if you had that money.
You could:
-Attend a $20,000/year college or university for 35 million [...]
The 5 Worst People You Meet In College
1. The Party-All-the-Time Guy
Defining Characteristics: Unshaven, possibly unshowered, booming voice, will be sitting behind you in every class talking about how awesome last night was
Beer: The Only Safe Investment
When a market is teetering on collapse, like it is now, there is only one safe bet for where you should put your money: beer. According to my grandfather, when he was a boy you could buy a six-pack of beer for only a quarter. Imagine his chagrin when I told him that six-packs now [...]
7 Posters You Should Buy If You Want Me To Think You’re An Idiot
Done right, adorning your room with posters can be a display of your individuality and let people quickly relate to you. Done wrong, you’re going to be permanently branded as a tool before you even open your mouth. Here are 7 posters that will put you square in the latter category if you happen to [...]