Bruce The Homeless Man Presents 5 Ways To Save Money This Holiday Season
1. Laundry
One place where a lot of idiots lose money is laundry. Personally I think you can wear a shirt at least a dozen times before you need to hose it down or at least wear it in the rain, but most of you spoiled sons-of-bitches do laundry as often as once a week. Here’s some street smarts for you, if you have to wash your clothes, don’t bother drying them. If you just put them on right out of the washing machine, you save money on utilities and deodorant because you smell like Bounty all day. You smell like Bounty and people are gonna give you change.
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If Hollywood Made a Movie About Your Life
Here’s who producers would cast in a Hollywood movie about your existence.
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Drinking Games: 2008 Presidential Election
According to my calendar, the Nov.4 U.S. Presidential Election happens to fall on a Tuesday this year. My friends would tell you guys that I would never advocate drinking on a Tuesday but since this is a special occasion I think I can make an exception just this once. In the name of truth, justice, and the American way, here’s a game that gives you an excuse to get totally sloshed while still feeling like a dutiful citizen.
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Drinking Games: Super Smash Bros.
Throughout my university career I have struggled to come up with a drinking game to accompany our favorite video game: Super Smash Bros. Though the series has come a long way in the last decade or so, throughout all of my searching (and believe me, I’ve done a lot), I have yet to come across a good variation of a drinking game that combines the right mix of drinking and brawling without destroying the fun and fast pace of the game. I have finally cracked the code to this alcoholic enigma machine and I’m happy to share the secret with you guys.
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The 20 Games Every College Student NEEDS To Own
Ranging from the classic to the ultra-modern, here’s the 20 games every college student needs to make their collection complete.
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