Bruce The Homeless Man Presents 5 Ways To Save Money This Holiday Season
1. Laundry
One place where a lot of idiots lose money is laundry. Personally I think you can wear a shirt at least a dozen times before you need to hose it down or at least wear it in the rain, but most of you spoiled sons-of-bitches do laundry as often as once a week. Here’s [...]
What You Could Buy With The $700B Bank Bailout
I’m not going to give this much of a preamble because I can’t claim to know much about economics, but let me just say that if seven-hundred billion dollars doesn’t already seem like an unfathomable number, consider what you could do if you had that money.
You could:
-Attend a $20,000/year college or university for 35 million [...]
Beer: The Only Safe Investment
When a market is teetering on collapse, like it is now, there is only one safe bet for where you should put your money: beer. According to my grandfather, when he was a boy you could buy a six-pack of beer for only a quarter. Imagine his chagrin when I told him that six-packs now [...]
How to Keep People From Sneaking Into Your Keggers For Free
Yesterday we ran an article called How to Get Your Money’s Worth (And More) at Keggers, which included a section on how to get into keggers for free without the hosts noticing. Now I’m not going to say I’ve never snuck into a kegger, but having helped organize a few of them myself I know [...]
7 Simple Ways To Save Money On Groceries
Along with rent and school expenses, groceries represent one of the major expenses a student has to deal with. Fortunately there are many easy ways to minimize your grocery bill which will, over time, lead to an inflated bank balance for you. Here’s a ton of simple tips that will help you fill up your [...]