College Skill Set
For the things they don’t teach you in school

Step 1: Find out the dates of the midterm and final then mark them on your brand new dry-erase calendar (don’t forget to circle them in red!) and highlight them in your syllabus just to show yourself how prepared you are. This year is going to be different — this year, you’re going to study!
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1. Your family only visits you twice a year.
2. You live for months in a 10×10 room with someone you barely know who you fear might kill you while you sleep.
3. You always talk about what life will be like once you’re out.
4. You get excited when the cafeteria serves you something resembling real food.
5. [...]

1. Tobias Funke/Member of Blue Man Group/Dr. Manhattan from Watchmen
2. Tetris — the more the merrier.

Just a quick reminder to remind all of my Canadian friends to vote in the election today! As I’m sure you guys know, even if your party of choice has no chance of winning in your riding, every vote they get directly gives them funding (especially important for smaller parties like Green) so make sure [...]

1. Laundry
One place where a lot of idiots lose money is laundry. Personally I think you can wear a shirt at least a dozen times before you need to hose it down or at least wear it in the rain, but most of you spoiled sons-of-bitches do laundry as often as once a week. Here’s [...]

Here’s who producers would cast in a Hollywood movie about your existence.

According to my calendar, the Nov.4 U.S. Presidential Election happens to fall on a Tuesday this year. My friends would tell you guys that I would never advocate drinking on a Tuesday but since this is a special occasion I think I can make an exception just this once. In the name of truth, justice, [...]

Throughout my university career I have struggled to come up with a drinking game to accompany our favorite video game: Super Smash Bros. Though the series has come a long way in the last decade or so, throughout all of my searching (and believe me, I’ve done a lot), I have yet to come across [...]

Ranging from the classic to the ultra-modern, here’s the 20 games every college student needs to make their collection complete.