12 Reasons Why Going To College Is A Lot Like Going To Prison
1. Your family only visits you twice a year.
2. You live for months in a 10×10 room with someone you barely know who you fear might kill you while you sleep.
3. You always talk about what life will be like once you’re out.
4. You get excited when the cafeteria serves you something resembling real food.
5. [...]
Need a Halloween Costume Idea? Here’s 10.
1. Tobias Funke/Member of Blue Man Group/Dr. Manhattan from Watchmen
2. Tetris — the more the merrier.
Canadian Election Day!
Just a quick reminder to remind all of my Canadian friends to vote in the election today! As I’m sure you guys know, even if your party of choice has no chance of winning in your riding, every vote they get directly gives them funding (especially important for smaller parties like Green) so make sure [...]
Bruce The Homeless Man Presents 5 Ways To Save Money This Holiday Season
1. Laundry
One place where a lot of idiots lose money is laundry. Personally I think you can wear a shirt at least a dozen times before you need to hose it down or at least wear it in the rain, but most of you spoiled sons-of-bitches do laundry as often as once a week. Here’s [...]
If Hollywood Made a Movie About Your Life
Here’s who producers would cast in a Hollywood movie about your existence.
Drinking Games: 2008 Presidential Election
According to my calendar, the Nov.4 U.S. Presidential Election happens to fall on a Tuesday this year. My friends would tell you guys that I would never advocate drinking on a Tuesday but since this is a special occasion I think I can make an exception just this once. In the name of truth, justice, [...]
Drinking Games: Super Smash Bros.
Throughout my university career I have struggled to come up with a drinking game to accompany our favorite video game: Super Smash Bros. Though the series has come a long way in the last decade or so, throughout all of my searching (and believe me, I’ve done a lot), I have yet to come across [...]
The 20 Games Every College Student NEEDS To Own
Ranging from the classic to the ultra-modern, here’s the 20 games every college student needs to make their collection complete.
Who Should I Vote For? Flowchart Edition
Wondering who to vote for in the upcoming US Election? Here’s a handy flow chart that will make your decision for you!
The 5 Worst Professors You’ll Undoubtedly Suffer Through In College
To their credit, most university professors are excellent teachers. Throughout my university career I’ve had the pleasure of being taught by some of the brightest minds in many different fields. However, I’ve also endured the torture of being taught by each of these hellish professor types that you too have undoubtedly experienced. Here’s some teachers [...]